This semester at the smashing Academy, things are exceptionally different. Thanks to the inclusion of a certain green fella, our school is anything but boring. He's super strong, you know? And when he gets mad, well, let's just say the grounds might need some repairs.

{Some students are scared about the changes, while others are just living life as usual. But one thing's for sure: life at Blinker High is never quiet again.

There's a {wholeheap of crazy stuff going on every day, and it's all thanks to our new friend. I guess you could say that Hulk Smash Blinker High is now the most interesting school in town.

The Blinker Strain: Greens of Wrath

The savage greens have emerged upon the world, their cores pulsing. Driven by a hunger, they crave for the flesh of all who stand in their way. No hero is safe. The fate of humanity hangs precarious in the balance. Can we stop this crescendo of emerald fury?

• Strange whispers on the wind speak of a legend, a hero forged from starlight...|Rumors swirl among the survivors, tales of an ancient warrior who might hold the key to victory.|The fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of a whisper, a champion born to stand against this tide of green.
• Arm yourselves. |There is no time for fear. The only option left is to fight, to resist the flood. |Every ounce of courage, every skill honed, will be needed in this struggle for survival.|

Hitting Headlights, Unleashing the Rage

When you hit your clutch and those idiots in front of you don't even acknowledge it's like a volcano erupting inside. You feel that anger building, simmering over as your fists ball. The world narrows down to the red mist in your eyes and the sound of pink champagne strain your engine revving. You're ready to explode that pent-up energy onto the asphalt, a symphony of swearing as you pass them with reckless abandon.

Blinks.com: Where Green Titans Thrive

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• Join/Become part of/Connect with our community/ecosystem/tribe today and be part of the green/ecological/sustainable revolution.
• Discover/Explore/Unveiling the future/next era/cutting edge of sustainability/environmentalism/eco-friendly practices.

Smashin' Out on Blinkers

Bro, you won't believe what happened. This automobile was totally ignoring the indicators. I mean, it was like they didn't/couldn't/wouldn't see/understand/comprehend a thing. So naturally, my composure exploded faster than a gamma bomb. Chaos ensued! I mean, it was a real show/display/spectacle. Let's just say that blinkers/lights/signals were no match for my strength/force.

The Buzz from Hit Blinkers

Get ready to pump up the volume! This week's scene is all about Hit Blinkers. These awesome lights are {totally taking over the scene, and everyone's talking about them. Whether you're a motorhead, there's no denying that Hit Blinkers are all the rage. So buckle up and get ready for some serious exposure because these lights are here to stay.

• Reasons why Hit Blinkers are so popular
• Where to buy Hit Blinkers

Watch this space for more information about Hit Blinkers!